News roulette
One random news article about Elon Musk. Spin again for another.
Spin the wheelGET /api/news docs
Musk as a Service
Enterprise-grade tools for monitoring our Lord and Savior, Elon Musk. Random news, private-jet emissions, and whatever we ship next. Free, no key, no signup. /s
↓Services
Our product suite. All free, all unsolicited.
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Jet tracker
Every private-jet flight this year, on a globe, with the fuel bill.
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Hype meter
A year of Wikipedia views for Elon Musk, read like a seismograph. Aftershocks included.
Read the tremorsGET /api/hypedocs -
DOGE since SNL
What your Dogecoin from the night he hosted SNL is worth today.
Check the damageGET /api/dogedocs -
Starlink globe
Every Starlink satellite in orbit right now, and obituaries for the ones that burned up this year.
Pay your respectsGET /api/starlinkdocs -
More soon
Shipping next quarter. Which quarter is unspecified.
What developers are saying
We replaced our news desk, our travel desk, our sentiment analyst and our financial adviser with four curls. Morale is down, but uptime is divine.
I asked for one random article and received exactly one random article. I have never felt so seen.
No key, no signup, no SDK. Ten out of ten, would
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